I can't have sex with Stan with the lights on

So, Wednesday night sitting at home feeling all cool. Not. But I am watching Will & Grace season 4 so that means I'm cool right?

Life is hard. It's really not I'm just a moaner.

I haven't written stuff on here in so long. But since the last big written post I have got into some social media trouble so now I'm super wary. It doesn't help that due to having ADHD I suffer from a lack of "filter" between my brain and mouth. So that is hard. Yeah.

So this weekend I have a PETA party apparently. Which is hard coz, what do you wear? I mean I can't wear my pony-hide Ashish wedges, my fur coat, anything leather or angora for that matter. So what should I wear?

I am also waiting patiently for a black sequin long sleeve dress and a amazing purple 60s style dress both from eBay and the cutest little kitten heel white brogues from TopShop. WHY OH WHY won't they hurry UP!!!!

That's pretty much it really.

Xo

Let's see what we got here.

I wanna go away to a place or beautiful dreams.

I want to go to Disneyland.

Xo

Youve got to be more reasonable with your demands.

xo

Forget all my troubles.

Forget all your cares.

And go DOWNTOWN!!

I wish I lived in New York coz then I'd dress even better.

OKAY! So every year the first weekend of March is Sydney's

GAY AND LESBIAN MARDI GRAS!!!

It's the most wonderful splendid night of the year and no matter what you always have fun!!

So here's a 'Blow by blow' (Pun intended) of my images.

This handsome creature of the night is Angus.. Or Bang Bang. Or Zsa Zsa Garbor.

He will public relation Kelly Catrone outta this WORLD!

How CUTE is this! Don't know who it's for but it's still cute.

Me and Bang Bang. We went as Lesbian brides to the GAYBASH Wedding themed party.

Bang and Mitch.

Mitch is v. v. sexy fella. This boy has a voice like an angel. An angel in auto-tune.. HOT!!

I parked my car down the street and we had a dance party to Jessie J's 'Do it like a dude."

This is Delvin. He is FIERCE with a capital FFFFFFFFF!!!

Bang.

The creature of amazement on the right is Jay. He is CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL.

Anthea. The flower child we all want to be.

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CRAZY HAIR!!!

Do it like a dude.

Xo

That's Mrs Brand too you.

I want a pvc dress more than anything!!!

Xo

Love.

Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other.

Just like the movie states LOVE is all around us. and we all need to open our eyes and realize that eveyday. and then we can make some sense of this twisted world when we realize that the person waiting for us at home, or the bus stop, or at the restaurant, is waiting for us, and every part of us. Not just the good bits, but the bad bits too. because they know they all make up who we are. and that is wonderful.

I am going to hell.

And I wish I could say why.

But it's going to be painfully fun getting there.

Xo