London town

To all of you that live in London understand how jealous I am of you. There is more history in some of the smallest houses than there is in my whole country. It's amazing to stand in the house of William Shakespeare, to go to Oxford university where most buildings are from the 17th century and earlier. This is a place built in history and set in my mind as the perfect country.

Xo

Oops.

So I'm on the brink of confusion. To go out tonight for a little bit and get medium dressed up? Or to save myself and just go all out tomorrow night.. Hhmm

Either way this is my plan for tomorrow.

Nice bath, or hot shower.

Get my weave out of my face to do my face.

Hair confusion starts.

Big peepers??

Need to revisit these amazing shoes.

How many rings do I need??

High skirt all lady like??

Boots and socks and leggings?

So many options!

Get me with my friends.

Lets just party.

Xo

Thinspiration? Nah just inspiration.

I'm too lazy to diet when it's winter. This weekend I think I'm going out both friday and saturday and then I may get my hair re-weaved. I just don't know.

I want an occasion to wear sequins and a long skirt too. What occasion could that be?

I just bought leather shorts like these from my work, they're a size too small really but leather should be tight, right?

A customer told me I was a prettier version of Florence Welsh today. Super flattered as my hair is ratty and washing out, but what I needed to get it set that I should do my hair and SOON.

Xo

Upular

My life.

The confused ball it is.

Is still confused.

Made less so by the friends I have and the fun that follows.

These are from a house party we first intended to crash but met such wonderful people we just outstayed our welcome instead.

I can't be arsed to caption everything but know that it was AWESOME and I know who will be in my wedding party, if that day ever comes.

Xo

I can't have sex with Stan with the lights on

So, Wednesday night sitting at home feeling all cool. Not. But I am watching Will & Grace season 4 so that means I'm cool right?

Life is hard. It's really not I'm just a moaner.

I haven't written stuff on here in so long. But since the last big written post I have got into some social media trouble so now I'm super wary. It doesn't help that due to having ADHD I suffer from a lack of "filter" between my brain and mouth. So that is hard. Yeah.

So this weekend I have a PETA party apparently. Which is hard coz, what do you wear? I mean I can't wear my pony-hide Ashish wedges, my fur coat, anything leather or angora for that matter. So what should I wear?

I am also waiting patiently for a black sequin long sleeve dress and a amazing purple 60s style dress both from eBay and the cutest little kitten heel white brogues from TopShop. WHY OH WHY won't they hurry UP!!!!

That's pretty much it really.

Xo

Let's see what we got here.

I wanna go away to a place or beautiful dreams.

I want to go to Disneyland.

Xo

Youve got to be more reasonable with your demands.

xo

Forget all my troubles.

Forget all your cares.

And go DOWNTOWN!!

I wish I lived in New York coz then I'd dress even better.

OKAY! So every year the first weekend of March is Sydney's

GAY AND LESBIAN MARDI GRAS!!!

It's the most wonderful splendid night of the year and no matter what you always have fun!!

So here's a 'Blow by blow' (Pun intended) of my images.

This handsome creature of the night is Angus.. Or Bang Bang. Or Zsa Zsa Garbor.

He will public relation Kelly Catrone outta this WORLD!

How CUTE is this! Don't know who it's for but it's still cute.

Me and Bang Bang. We went as Lesbian brides to the GAYBASH Wedding themed party.

Bang and Mitch.

Mitch is v. v. sexy fella. This boy has a voice like an angel. An angel in auto-tune.. HOT!!

I parked my car down the street and we had a dance party to Jessie J's 'Do it like a dude."

This is Delvin. He is FIERCE with a capital FFFFFFFFF!!!

Bang.

The creature of amazement on the right is Jay. He is CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL.

Anthea. The flower child we all want to be.

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CRAZY HAIR!!!

Do it like a dude.

Xo